Writer Humor

So... Does this mean size matters?

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Thank you!

'nuff said

Not me. Never happened. Absolutely never.

A classic

 Did someone get up on the wrong foot?

THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE

BALTHAZAR
This is the Merlin circle. It focuses
your energy, helps you master new spells.
It is where you will learn your Art. Step
inside, you leave everything else behind.
Once you enter, there is no going back.

DAVE
So I should probably pee first.

 

Profession: Wordsmith

 'The naked truth about our waitresses is that they only flirt with you to get a better tip'

Fact of Life. It is my friends who find it humorous.

High Concept Script Suggestion?

Such a good idea!